rowrz:

when you know you fucked up your phone passcode but you press enter anyway

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

haveitjoeway:

what I want to do for halloween:

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what I’ll end up doing on halloween:

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lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

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00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

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causeallidoisdance:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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